how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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