"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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