I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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