wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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