There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
