But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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