Do vagina's smell?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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