I want you more than these girls want KFC
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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