Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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