we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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