just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
