Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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