Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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