either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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