then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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