Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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