I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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