Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How does one acquire holy water?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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