Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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