hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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