Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
This couple is walking their pig around campus
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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