Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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