8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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