I hate all girls vehemently.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
