I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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