Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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