She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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