This show inspires me to have sex in space
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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