We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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