Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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