Non-Jews are for practice
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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