Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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