Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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