I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Be still, my beating vagina.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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