i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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