I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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