Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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