My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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