did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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