OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Shame - the story of my life.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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