Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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