I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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