Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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