Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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