How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Randomize
