do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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