I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bring money and cleavage
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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