so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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