I just saw a hot homeless man
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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