try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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