Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am available for nakedness
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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