Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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