I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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