she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
